Ralph Macchio: Your Future Dancing With The Stars Winner

Now I have never actually, willingly seen Dancing With The Stars. But I may start because of one specific celebrity on the show. Now this isn't the celebrity you are thinking of.

Because nothing says drop dead gorgeous quite like Jenny Craig

I kid. But I'm not rooting for Kirstie Alley or Hines Ward or whatever non-celebrity they have on the show.

The Situation! Um...no just a generic tool

No, I will be rooting for Daniel-san aka Ralph Macchio. Yes, the baby-faced Macchio will be competing on DWTS and I could not be happier. Ralph Macchio is known to many as the baby-faced protagonist in The Karate Kid. And to the younger viewers that I have, yes, the original karate kid is not Will Smith's son, but Mr. Macchio.

As for Hilary Swank...

I am very excited because I have never rooted so hard for anybody on DWTS, although I rooted very hard against somebody in last season's DWTS. As well as the season before that. For you non-followers, that would be Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol Palin and mom of the year Kate Gosselin. But Ralph Macchio is just the perfect nostalgia boost for me in DWTS.

Say no to this face. I dare you

Ralph Macchio is just the perfect contestant for DWTS too. As of late, they have been trying to generate controversy/viewership by getting very outspoken characters (like Palin and Gosselin and even the Situation). But they are returning to their roots. They are attracting people who are famous for older generations, and some very old-at-heart young people. Macchio is the perfect mix between nostalgia and current fame. So good luck Ralph Macchio on this season of DWTS. Vote for him. And please somehow insert the crane kick. And Mr. Miyagi. And maybe Elizabeth Shue.