A Great Pick Up Line For (Mac) Nerds

Why don't you act like Windows and crash at my place?

Have a good laugh!

Joke(s)!

I'm feeling incredibly lazy today, so I am just going to tell you a joke. But first the story of the joke. Once again, I was in my Political Theory class. I thought of this joke and I told my friend. He said that it was pretty funny and that I should tell my teacher. Now I never have been told that I was a funny person, especially after saying a joke, so I told him that the joke was probably really stupid and I did not want to sound any stupider. He apparently thought otherwise, so after class, he told my teacher the joke. My teacher gave a nice big "HA!" and said that it was hilarious. My friend, who acted as a true bro, gave me the credit. So here is the joke...

What do you call an impatient Chinese communist?
A Now-ist!