Achievement Unlocked 2 Or How I Stopped Working and Wasted 35 Minutes to Reach 250 Achievements

I literally just achieved every single last achievement on "Achievement Unlocked 2". It's a Friday, and what better way to waste it than with going onto Kongregate and playing meaningless flash games. I have nothing to do because I'm just looking forward to the weekend. So here's the story of how I unlocked each achievement for the second time.

I have been meaning to accomplish this task for about 2 days. I tried doing this exact thing yesterday, but fate did not have it. Fate asked me instead to complete the Sniper Assassin series, which is another great flash game (arguably the best shooter game online). After completing that, I got to fulfilling my next goal. I'm not exactly a great gamer, so it would be expected that I use a couple of walkthroughs. But I started, got my first couple of achievements pretty easily, but then it became a hassle. First mistake was not realizing that I only had to "paint", as it was called, 100 blocks instead of every single one. Second mistake was wasting too much time trying to do achievements that I have already achieved. But I took the meticulous route and tried to complete every achievement in every single part of the level starting with the home. It actually wasn't that bad. The first floor was the most tedious because of the difficulty involved of completing the first mistake. But I was able to finish this in 15 minutes. I also started by doing what I believe is the greatest Easter Egg ever in a flash game: the coffee mode. It was really a smart idea because it isn't something you would consider doing on a second's notice. Typically, you would not expect to open a second window in order to access another level. It was one of the most creative ideas in a flash game probably ever. And then you have the creativity of the achievements (personal favorite: BILLY MAYS, guess what you have to do?). The multiple floors were also a nice touch. I liked how each floor had a different perk. The first floor was nothing special other than the home and the marketplace. The second floor had a piano (try that Mozart!). The third floor had a slot machine, fourth floor had teleporters, and the fifth floor had a big orange button. Why the orange button? Even I don't know. Of course, then you have the cataclysm, or the real world. Speaking of the real world, you could also flood the building and "drown". The space bar "poops out" pastries, which the elephant eats. Why they use an elephant is also beyond me. Then you have the credits, which pretty much sum up to this. Thank you for wasting your time with us rather than doing something productive. So this is the thanks I would like to give them. Especially jmtb02, whoever you are. Thanks for the memories, as they would say in Dolphin Olympics 2. Now go achieve!